mayo college

The best place in the world with the worst food

Mayo college is like my second home .
Mayo is home away from home

by Yaatmcgeet21 May 18, 2022

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Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 11, 2021

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Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 07, 2014

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mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

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Mayo-wich

A sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it's about all you can really taste. Not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is.

Jim: Hey! What are you eating Bob?
Bob: A sandwich, with lots of mayo.
Jim: Looks like a Mayo-wich to me.

by TheSandwichGuy March 28, 2011

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