by Poopkinglord November 13, 2020
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Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!
by eeyipes June 19, 2016
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by Deadman in Hell September 7, 2017
Get the bloviatus maximus mug.American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
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by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020
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ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"
ex3: Tor
ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"
ex3: Tor
by exclutius max December 31, 2011
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