Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019
Get the Texas Chainsaw Massacremug. a cool roblox horror gaem where you have to survive a random noob that breaks your widows and planks trying to kill u and eat ur soul, survive untill 6 am or die of elec or die of oxygen.
1:Yo bro wanna play Residence Massacre?
2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead
1:No balls.
2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead
1:No balls.
by qwertyuidoivsjoeidvbawjknvase December 20, 2023
Get the Residence Massacremug. When someone kills someone in a brutal way and continues to kill millions of other people in even more brutal and creative ways!
News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...
Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!
Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!
Person: AHHHHH!
Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!
Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!
Person: AHHHHH!
by Ilikecatshehe October 22, 2022
Get the Massacremug. by YuOfTheNight October 12, 2020
Get the Wall Street Massacremug. by colabear18 April 13, 2022
Get the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022mug. Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
Get the Valentines Day Massacremug.