samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise

"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"

by ttdakss May 30, 2022

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018

ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

by Seth July 11, 2003

Magged

Emptying a full magazine of a gun into a person

Person 1: Bro, I just totally magged that eshlin, taught the dog a lesson.

by Trelgam July 14, 2022

Fanny Mags

magazines (mags) with photographs of vaginas (fannies) in them

(me working as an inmate librarian) Hello I have the fanny mags for one such person and another such person.

(Male prison officer) hahhahhahahah Fanny Mags? Hahahahhahhahaha

(Female prison officer) Its what they are.

by deadlygamesman January 11, 2019

mag vanc

A name for a psychological ill person

"Stop acting like such a mag vanc!"

by The Sild December 5, 2016

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011