A really small short white Mexican wanna be. He wears glasses and is a midget. No one loves him because he plays to much madden mobile.
by Lhebxhrnkdjxnf March 8, 2017

a uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals against ghana. uruguay ended up winning the match on penalties. a hero to some, villain to others, but he's still top quality regardless of ethics. he plays his club football for ajax in holland.
by Bromina August 14, 2010

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.
Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"
by Collins965 July 16, 2014

Tis the most clever jimmy rustler you will ever see. He is very nice and very mean at the same time. He will give you advice when you ask for it but if u dont ask then good luck. He is also smarter than your average muduru.
by Tomokiman March 13, 2017

“Pulling a Luis” is the action of rarely showing up to band related events due to you just not wanting to go, sleep, vacation, etc. all your peers in you’re section are mad at you for rarely showing up.
Person 1:” Damnit, he isn’t here again. This is the third time this week that I’ve been the only trombone”
Person 2: “ I think he is Pulling a Luis”
Person 2: “ I think he is Pulling a Luis”
by Songpob Pornpipatpong June 13, 2018

A really short person, that's is hard to love. He is mexican, but looks Asian. Because he is. His real name is Luis. He says his madden account is good, but it sucks! His love is in midget people, because he is one. He also thinks that cowboys are better then the patriots when they aren't. He looks 4.6, he wears glasses and is whiter then paper. He has a small body, small nose, small eyes,small ears. His love life is nonexistent. He always gets off at the wrong bus stop and swears a lot on the phone and doesn't like being called a midget, but everyone still calls him one. HE IS A MIDGET!!!
by NOT LITTLE LUI'S FRIEND March 15, 2017

by BonBonero December 4, 2013
