Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 3, 2019

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Luke is a beautiful human being. He might be shy and he kind of keeps his feelings closed off to the world but he’s such a sweetheart. Luke probably plays LAX or football. He’s got a gorgeous smile and he’s probably a brunette (and absolutely gorgeous, so...) He’s insecure about himself and his talents at times and he hardly believes anyone who tries to tell him otherwise. He’s extremely smart, but he may lack a bit of common sense at times...

Girl: Oh my god, y/n, it’s Luke.
Y/n: Oh shoot, he’s cute. He’d never go for me though.

Girl: Yes he would. Look, he’s walking up to you ahhhhh
Luke: Hi, y/n *brings out flowers* Hoco?

by MTNerd23 September 1, 2019

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He is a manipulative bitch that everyone is pitty friends with and can't take when he is wrong and he is just a cunt that no one likes and he probably gay and has a small dick.And he can't argue he doesn't let u speak and when u couldn't explain ur point he thinks he is the shit when he isn't he's just a PIECE of shit and he doesn't care abt other people's feelings

person 1: do u like that kid Luke
Person 2:no I just am nice to him cause he is a sad sensitive bitch with no fucking humour and he is a geabag

by Yellow-sock22 December 24, 2017

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