luis suarez

a uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals against ghana. uruguay ended up winning the match on penalties. a hero to some, villain to others, but he's still top quality regardless of ethics. he plays his club football for ajax in holland.

Luis Suarez thought it was the 2010 World Cup for volleyball.

by Bromina August 14, 2010

Luis Suarez

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.

Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"

by Collins965 July 16, 2014

Jean-Luis

Tis the most clever jimmy rustler you will ever see. He is very nice and very mean at the same time. He will give you advice when you ask for it but if u dont ask then good luck. He is also smarter than your average muduru.

The Homie Jean-Luis is over there shanking The Homie Taaj.

by Tomokiman March 13, 2017

luis alonzo

a famous warrior ready for battle; or the union of two or more badass words, things, people, or places, that are badass on their own right, made even more badass by their union

achilles and the spear of destiny would be really luis alonzo

or

when brad pitt hooked up with angelina jolie was truelly luis alonzo

by o_O Lucky Apples o_O April 5, 2010

luis vida

Gold Digger, homosexual, big lips, flat surface, gay porn,

Why are you watching Luis Vida? That's disgusting

by BonBonero December 4, 2013

Pulling A Luis

“Pulling a Luis” is the action of rarely showing up to band related events due to you just not wanting to go, sleep, vacation, etc. all your peers in you’re section are mad at you for rarely showing up.

Person 1:” Damnit, he isn’t here again. This is the third time this week that I’ve been the only trombone”
Person 2: “ I think he is Pulling a Luis”

by Songpob Pornpipatpong June 13, 2018

Luis V

Tiny penis bitch that is a fagget and loves anal sex with 7 foot black men

Why are u acting like a Luis V.

by MrMadMacaw March 21, 2020