lots

Less Often Than Seldom

Q: Are you loved?
A: LOTS. /facepalm

by BlackDoom March 26, 2010

Black Lotus

When a woman cups her hands like a flower and gives a black man a handjob.

Dude I heard Kathy gave Dante an awesome Black Lotus last night

by followmylogic November 23, 2011

lotstein

1. a thoughtless, ditzy person

2. a carefree, airheaded individual.

Britney Spears is such a lotstein.

by bread infection November 29, 2009

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Lotus Eater

A man or woman whose attraction and sexual proclivities are directed exclusively toward partners of Asian lineage. An attraction that borders on obsession or addiction to the point where they are under a spell or seemed drugged.

Bro...look at that Lotus Eater posting up on all the Asian girls at this party...he is oblivious to all the other talent here. Odysseus needs to call him back to the boat to give the rest of us a chance.

by C. Blanche DuBois October 18, 2016

Lotos

a pro gamer that lives in washington

wow Lotos you pwned me

by Brian April 12, 2005

lotsateeth

Someone who has hardly ANY teeth at all....maybe 3 or 4. Used more as a sarcastic remark than anything else.

Look at that whitetrash person. Yeah....when he smiles, he has lotsateeth!

by Kennedy December 1, 2004