pitch a loaf

to take a big crap

Man after that McDonalds I need to pitch a loaf

by GP February 3, 2004

Archers of Loaf

Possibly the greatest Indie Rock band in the World. Hailing from Chapel Hill, North Carolina. These guys MADE the scene in North Carolina. Spawning many other bands in the Noise Indie genre, such as Polvo and Superchunk.

Did you go see the AoL show? It was teriff!

by Zorlock April 25, 2005

Courtney Loaf

The alcoholic poo that comes the day after a very hard night of drinking. It usually smells like the substance one imbibed the night before.

"Sally drank so much last night the Courtney Loaf she laid the next morning made the whole bathroom smell like rum."

by SisterPiston January 19, 2010

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

food loaf

A disciplary measure taken by prison staff creating a congealed mix of all the inmate's food including coffee or punch, and making one solid food item. This loaf of food meets the institution's nutritional requirements for the inmates, but serves to displine an imate for misuse of his food. Often it is served on a food tray through the bean chute.

Inmate #1: "Say! LaDamion why you got the food loaf?"

Inmate #2: " 'cuz, I spit my eggs upside the boss's head."

by sanjac1836 June 29, 2008

loaf of bloke

A scary ass piece of bread that's in a kids show about god. Oh course the Internet didn't let this slide so now the piece of bread is a satanic loafer.

Did you see that video of loaf of bloke fuckin SCARY man.

by Lillysilva653 May 3, 2017

Bredd Loaf

The hottest gangsta rapper to walk the face of the earth.

Did you see Bredd Loaf n the Gostbustaz rock that shit last night?

by MC Britney December 14, 2008