momma llama

Affectionate, private, pet-name for one's mother.

Growing up, my momma llama always made sure I had a hot breakfast.

by Brian Mincey May 19, 2008

Porch Llama

One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness

Oh man, she is such a porch llama.

by Ese Hernandez January 29, 2008

llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twaniz

by llama goddess December 17, 2015

Llama's cock

Pink dress, Pink Skirt, Hott tangy salsa, johan

A girl was wearing a llama's cock

by erdrtfyguhjk March 21, 2008

llama army

an army of Llamas not to be mistaken for Alpaca army

Person 1: hey did you see all those Llamas
Person 2:Yea that's a total Llama army

by Ben Macfadden awsome sauce December 9, 2013

Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".

A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.

by D4N13L February 12, 2007

Angry Llama

cumshot after dogystyle and spit on the back.

Angry Llama is when doing dogy style: right before you come you pull it out and spit on her back. She will think you came on her back and will turn around. Then you give her cumshot in the face.

by sjaak August 31, 2006