ligma

a serious contagious STD disease that took the lives of many people.
there are different stages of ligma.
in the first stage,the person is most likely unaware of the disease.however,their sex drive will gradually increase with time,tending to drive them into having lustful thoughts.
in the second stage,the person starts to behave in an abnormal manner.while attempting to get hookups,they have a crazy sex drive that would make them want to fuck for hours.
the people they fuck/get fucked by will immediately get infected.
in the last stage,they must be restrained,or they would attempt to strip and hump people in public.
they would die after a week of proceeding into the third stage.
the only form of treatment, sawcon ,would only be able to be used in the first stage.
sawcon is used by injecting an antidote which consists of 5ml of a special liquid into the person's privates.however,the doctor is at risk due to the contagiousness of the disease.the doctor should wear a glove of more than 20cm thick,while gently pressing on the area and injecting it into the clit/balls.
the patient should lie in bed and move around as less as possible for two days,till the antidote spreads completely to the body.the patient will be fed by nurses wearing special suits and masks and will be quarantined in a special room at the lowest floor of the hospital.only authorised staff would be permitted to enter.
random dude one : hey,did you hear about the incident at the park?
random dude two : yeah!i heard that a horde of ligma-diagnosed people had an orgy there!
random dude one : ugh!im never going to the park again!
by jerants October 17, 2018
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Ligma Male

A kind of male that's like uhhh... super stong and epic

Ligma balls
Person 1: I am a Ligma Male.
Person 2: Look at this bullshit, with you and you alpha, beta, sigma male stuff. What the fuck even is ligma?#
Person 1: REDACTED
*person 2 fucking dies*
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Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)
I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "
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Ligma male

The superior kind of male, better than all sigma and alpha males combined, the true giga chad
Chad: I'm a ligma male
Virgin: What?
Chad: Ligma balls
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Joe Ligma

a GOD TIER SPELL that causes insta-death to whoever it's used on
Gamer: who's Joe Ligma?
Chad: I don't know?
Gamer: JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS!!!
Chad:NOOOOOO---!!
*Fucking head explodes*
ChodeMaster: HAve you heard of Joe Ligma?
Joesph: Who's Joe Ligma?
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Ligma Male

Simply put;

The highest form of being imaginable.
Guy: "I am a ligma male"

Guy 2: "What is a ligma male?"

Guy: Steve jobs
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eye ligma

Many eye diseases summarized into one.
Lazarbeam has eye ligma.
by Umboiifyoudont March 16, 2019
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