Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

Lego-las

Aragorn's Fellowship Of The Ring companion and a huge fan of Lego™ bricks.

If Lego-las had brought large quantities of his favorite building-block toys with him on the journey to Mordor, perhaps he and the others in his party could have constructed whatever walls and other structures they would have needed to foil their enemies and deliver The Ring to Mount Doom a lot more easily/peaceably.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

lego store

the definition of heaven for men and 4 years and hell for anyone wallet

:) it a lego store
-$10000000 from bank

by monkey :? May 17, 2022

yangki lego

Amazing just amazing

Hes/shes so yangki lego

by Godddz May 29, 2022

shower lego

The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.

My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.

by rlyjames December 17, 2021

lego step

Complete pain. Nothing is more painful than this.

go commit lego step

by am supre bord March 25, 2022

Lego Wedgie

This is an extreme wedgie technique, in which the victim has lego pieces shoved in their ass or privates and then given any form of wedgie. This usually causes some form of harm.

My niece was playing with legos yesterday so I gave her a Lego Wedgie

by Wedgie_expert101 March 4, 2021