trump lawyer

A term used to describe low quality legal representation.

"I could have colluded with Russia and cheated on my wife, but all I could find were Trump Lawyers"

by Alpha_Jacks May 16, 2018

lawyer school

no more law school, lawyer school is the next best thing. Just for lawyers nothing else.

mother: have a nice day at law school! child: no mother, it's better that law school. it's lawyer school!!

by iizzziiee April 22, 2022

Lawyer

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.

Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*

by Cyptor January 31, 2022

the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.

Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!

by Hi 5ive February 18, 2019

Gay Lawyer

It is a friend of Pradyut Nair prestige shantiniketan 13133 [phone]

He is Gay Lawyer.

by stephenkumar October 12, 2020

lawyers library

The toilet, but only when your pooping.

Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.

by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023