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Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020
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Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex
by Gaylandon April 12, 2020
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Landon Lake

A slang term meaning to commit suicide.

The term was coined in the 2020s due to the hit tv show Legacies in which a character named Landon commits suicide countless times by throwing himself into a lake holding a cinderblock. Some time after that part of the show aired a fan coined the term in a hosie twitter groupchat saying they "would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq". The term eventually escaped its prison within the groupchat for its power was too mighty to be contained and fell into common usage among some groups of Legacies fans.

The famous Landon Lake rock which currently resides in the Covington Visitor's Centre where fans will often go to take photos of and with it.
Elizabeth "I would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq."
by Dracyan December 7, 2022
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Hottie Landon

One FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!! Hottie Landon is friends with Joey Martini. Together, they pull every girl in sight. Add him on snap @hottie_landon06
Person 1: DAMNNNN!!! THAT MAN IS ONE FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!
Person 2: He's definately Hottie Landon
by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021
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Landon Laughlin

by gynastics legend3 November 12, 2019
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landon wilder

landon wilder is a delicious and yummy the end
landon wilder is so hot
yes pls rail me 😩😩😩
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landon cube

landon cube is lil skies nigga for life! he has good songs like 18,19 and round n round! he is on skies’s tour currently and lots of girls love him!! including his long hair!
Girl1: have you heard nowadays by lil skies?
girl2: of course! it has landon cube in it!
by shawtyyimbhadd May 24, 2018
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