dick lurking

Creeping around pubic places trying to give out some dick

Ew, I think that creepy dude on the bench over there is dick lurking.

by DocDooBoo May 14, 2022

Lurking side characters

Lurking side characters are a group of background characters in SpongeBob

Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine

However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance

A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils

Patrick: *sees some fish* who r they
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters

Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*

by JDMF December 10, 2023

Power Lurking

Entering a livestream and telling the others that you're going to lurk, but joining the same game session as the streamer.

Happens in games that use simple codes to join servers, like Jackbox Party Pack games.

"Yeah, he was totally Power Lurking in that game of Quiplash."

by abunchoftrash August 17, 2023

Power Lurking

Hovering around a public power outlet - at an airport, coffee shop, book store, etc - waiting for another person to unplug their laptop or phone so you can plug in and charge up.

"Yeah, I'm power lurking at Barnes and Noble. My laptop battery is almost toast. There's one outlet but a dude is using it for his phone and laptop. I gotta hover and jump on it as soon as he splits."

by udobserver September 17, 2014

Parking Lurk

When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.

I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.

by C-Merx February 4, 2010

Cyber lurk

To pass away time online, trawling through forums and tube sites, looking to gain sexual information or images.

There was no work today, so I stayed home and had a cyber lurk.

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

Lurk Finger

A subtle, obscene gesture used when you can't find the words of hatred to use against another individual (human, animal, etc.) Generally used against authority figures, such as a supervisor, superintendent, or even a bossy in-law. Gesture is performed by sliding your hand down to your thigh area, and popping an upside down middle digit.

Feelings conveyed while using this gesture are "go f*ck a hat" "sit on it and rotate" "please wash your mouth with a 12 gauge" and "I will fill your urethra with pine cones". Ladies and gentlemen, the Lurk Finger.

by PooBandito August 19, 2015