local call

to urinate

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)

by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014

local intelligenti

Local intelligenti are the people visibly hanging out in the neighborhood: people on their porches watching the street, gang of kids hanging out on the corner, etc

Took the wrong exit off the highway, asked the local intelligenti how to get back to 95.

by Patvl June 5, 2018

Local Morgan

‘Someone who lacks a gentile approach and thinks locals are always superior. Tends to like when authority favors then but is quick to burn the place down when they don’t get their way. Definitely totally didn’t sleep with their boss’

She's such a Local Morgan.

We have found our Local Morgan.
Don't be a Local Morgan.

by True Crime Replay January 26, 2022

Union Local

A school district in the Morristown, Ohio with a bunch of dirt bike riding, pussy boy, cow fuckers

Hey Scotty, did you see that kid from Union Local fucking that cow earlier?

by Big Z2495 October 21, 2018

Local slit

An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;

Local Slit is another derogatory word to describe the local "talent" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, in a certain locale when referring to a town, area or place.

Hey bro, did you want to come out to that party in Corio tonight and check out the local slit?

or

"How'd you go last night mate, any luck?" "Fuck yeah mate, got me some of that local slit last night"

by Butch23 February 22, 2022

Beaver Local

A racist school in the town of East Liverpool, where staff only care about kids with known last names. They think they're better than everyone but we all know your parents are paying of lifetime debts. Where do they get all this money from? working a minimum wage?? They all either date or cheat on each other. They suck at sports and think it'll get them somewhere in life. This school acts like they have so much money but cant even afford proper air conditioning? Very egoistical. Kids there smell like shit. White ass school. 90% Country kids, Other 10% are white kids who think they're gangbanger then proceed to go home to a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house.. The administrator do not care about the poc students, if you aren't white you aren't shit. Most of the students there are ugly as fuck even the popular ones. Basic with no personality. Has the worst environment and always smells like sewage. Grossssssssssssssss

Oh you go to Beaver Local? That racist ass school??

by anonman12_ April 26, 2022

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017