Ball Licker

1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun.

2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people.

3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible.

4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.

ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired.

Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls.

ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.

by I can't stand ball lickers July 18, 2006

Murphy's Locker room Law

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle

by Grute Man August 27, 2017

lockerzed

When a site cannot handle excess server load from a predictably busy day. Derived from the infamous server load related errors produced during a prize restock on lockerz.

Yo man, I heard BestBuy was selling 40" plasma tv's for $50 starting at 1am online only, but when I tried to load the page it was lockerzed.

by SgtSquirrel December 17, 2009

acorn licker

someone who is really bad dude. Or soeone who looks 'nutty lickin'

Guy: Hey you're a total acorn licker
Bob: Am not
Guy: yeah you totally lick acorns

by Rainbowsss January 16, 2008

Jar Licker

Also known as a 'Jade'

This word shall mean, a lesbian or lesbo. Bull dikes are also very widely known of these people.

Look at that Jade, shes a jar licker.

by OhGodHereComesAnyomous January 23, 2010

clam licker

one who eats vagina religiously

Dude james is such a clam licker, his face is always burried in some vaj!

by dp's ink March 30, 2010

son of a cunt licker

1. A person who has a parent or parent's who like to lick cunt.

2. Another way of saying son of a bitch or son of a fuck.

A son of a cunt licker is generally a person you do not like. Some guys like to do this and some do not. Some girls like to do this and some do not. Some girls like having this done to them and some do not.

by Brian1299 December 27, 2008