lapitootle

Hilariously funny. Makes anyone how stuck-up they are. Derives from loopy

The whole bus laughed at that boys lapitootle attitude.

by Ampoloney June 11, 2009

Largivore

Someone who chooses to eat large animals to save lives.

Instead of ordering shrimp fried rice with its dozens of shrimp, a largivore would order pork or beef fried rice, reducing the number of animals used. Or substitute tuna for scallops.

by Lucky Dave August 15, 2009

Larfigus

One who whacks another one in the balls with a item such as a hockey stick

Dude, he just nailed Will Allen down low What a low blow! man son of a Larfigus.

by mannerwithplanner November 2, 2009

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

lapidation

The throwing of stones at a victim until death

The countries with sharia law have been showing the love of lapidation

by mlqrt February 25, 2017

lardines

Explosive sardine mines

Your bathroom smells like lardines

by Leg’jean March 4, 2018

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018