by The shoe whisperer June 20, 2023
It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.
Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?
by Judge dredd7 April 08, 2011
george: WTF MAN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?!?!!?!
harold: Jeez man, lace up your shoes, i was just messin. just hurry to the hospital, maybe they'll be able to re-attach them
george: yeah you're right, sorry for trippin
harold: Jeez man, lace up your shoes, i was just messin. just hurry to the hospital, maybe they'll be able to re-attach them
george: yeah you're right, sorry for trippin
by Ponchop August 28, 2010
by JimmyC October 30, 2003
Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap
”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
“Don’t tie your laces”
“Why?”
Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity
by V1dur4n September 15, 2019
Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces
Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street
by Nutty irish sicko June 10, 2009
He is a Very cool dude
If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
by You’re a 3 year old January 09, 2020