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kristine

it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!
by F. Law November 12, 2023
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karly and kristin

Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.
When are Karly and Kristin getting married?
by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023
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naughty kristin

Naughty Kristin. When shes on her period, a naughty Kristin prefers titty fuckin.
by bigboy79 April 30, 2020
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Kristin

Kristin: that girl is 50 years old talking abt a teenager does she have a life? Like HELLO?
by Nebchchwjwh February 4, 2023
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Kristine Hunt

Really a remarkable wife, mom and nana. Loves her husband, boys and granddaughter more than anything.
by ksunflower66 December 20, 2016
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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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kristin

definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.
person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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