Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.

"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."

by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023

kristin zielke

an apple crumble cunt. what many call a fucking burnt piece of celery.

kristin zielke is a fucking raisin

by andremedl November 23, 2018

Kristin

sweet, charming, feisty, determined, possessive, successful, caring, giving, controlling, emotional, beautiful, adoring, romantic, easily angry, compassionate, needy, love able, cozy, cute, giggly, jolly, happy, nice laugh, dependable, amazing cook, outstanding chicken out of the crock pot, driven, enjoys the good times, amazing aunt, daughter, and girlfriend, very bright, warm, and extremely committed.

these personality traits above describe the perfect kristin, my perfect girlfriend.

~ your loving boyfriend, robert.

by krisrob December 18, 2021

Kristine

A badass bitch who won't hesitate to beat somebody the tf up if they talking shit and loves Jesus.

Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb

Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and

you would be the pole.

by _Kris_Jenner_ June 12, 2023

kristine

a lifesaver, usually cherry flavored.

it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!

by F. Law November 12, 2023

Kristine vo

Short asian with a thicc mom

Friend: dammmm son ur mom dummy thiccc

Kristine vo: that's my brother

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

kristine

bitchy boys mother

“happy birthday sweetie, but you can’t talk to my son anymore” said kristine
“whatta bitch”

by bitchboy12956 November 30, 2019