Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.

My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.

by Alex and the Delawana crew October 2, 2007

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

kinky pleasure

kinky pleasure is a phrase that describes all kind of activities that make you usually have physical or mental pain but because its so good/funny you end up doing to yourself multiple times.

Person A: My kinky pleasure is to watch Buzzfeed Videos.
Person B: You sick fuck...

by black-cat-69 January 11, 2018

Kinky Fucker

A person who is the especially into one or more kinks, and usually is proud of it. Can be a self label.

“I love collars, whips, and cuffs, you could say I’m one Kinky Fucker!”

by CrimsonDragon August 15, 2023

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018

Kinky Hinky

The Act of Giving Someone a Huge Hickey During Paid Sex.

Oh Man, Look at the Kinky Hinky he has on his neck, I know what he paid for last night, and it wasn't a movie!

by Omerta34 September 19, 2009

kinky elias

Kinky Elias is a person that wants to get pegged in a maid costume and degraded

Do you hear about Elias last night yeah he was definitely a kinky elias

by Thatoneguy128282 November 7, 2020