When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole
‘Your kettled cunt’
‘Your kettled cunt’
‘Your kettled cunt’
by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025
Get the Kettledmug. Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.
by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023
Get the Kettlemug. the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
by Ew_Its_Jason April 22, 2022
Get the chads kettlemug. by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
Get the mississippi soup kettlemug. Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Get the kettlebell vs. kettle-cookedmug. The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.
by UglyUseless June 23, 2021
Get the Dinging the Kettlemug.