kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

pull a Kermit

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.

I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.

by Erotic Fantasy August 23, 2014

Robbit Goes Kermit

A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.

Robbit Goes Kermit is ar eal loser

by babgaa October 13, 2020

doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

by avram2 June 5, 2019

Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.

Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!

by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022

leap kermit

see leap frog

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.

by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010

Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.

Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.

by Contorno August 20, 2023