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Beer Karate

A drinking game in which two players finish a drink and then karate chop the can until they back out or the can is in two pieces
Brad: “Do you want to play beer karate?”
Chad: “No man I don’t want to cut my hand again.”
by Cronchfield November 7, 2020
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
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Slapstick Karate

When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.
The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.
by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016
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Karate

A religion where we worship Jackie Chan because Jaycee said so
What does she mean karate is a religion do you worship fucking Jackie Chan
by horseface101 February 17, 2022
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Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese, and the King.
Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!

Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese and Nicki Minaj.
Dewey Cox- You didn't have to get em riled up like that.
Nicki Minaj- (karate chops the neck of Dewey Cox) Hiya! Comin at ya! That's karate, and 2 types of people know it, the Chinese and the Queen.
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that girl talking about?
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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