Kamikaze

When a guy secretly takes off his condom during sex

"You know that fuckboy?"

"Yeah"

"Apparently he pulled a Kamikaze on Samantha last week"

by SluttySamantha69 April 19, 2020

Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.

Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"

by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024

MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"

by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Thomazi kamikaze

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.

Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze

by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022

Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 7, 2021

kamikaze shitposter

Someone in a social media group having a complete mental breakdown that posts comments lashing out at named and unnamed individuals (shitposts) drawing the ire of the group who then pile on the abuse drowning the shitposter until they quit or get banned

Karen was so upset someone fact-checked her meme she lashed out at everyone with a string of nonsensical tirades exposing herself as a kamikaze shitposter

by Addison Starkweather February 20, 2023