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Kamikaze Kowboy

A game truckers enjoy involving two players with 18-Wheelers working in tandem. The object of the game is to revenge on smaller vehicles by instilling first Total Fear, then Maximum Rage on Interstate drivers.

Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.

Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
“I swear, I saw 4 different games of Kamikaze Kowboy in just 3 states, today. That game is growing bigger and faster in the trucker community than the Macarena did years ago with normal people!! I’m getting better, too. I only had 2 trouser changes in those 4 jousts”.
by JackoHobo July 15, 2023
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Kamikaze

The technique of going out to a bar quite late with the express purpose of finding somewhere to stay for the night, considered a popular and flashy maneuver among traveling businessmen.
Well, I would really like to pocket the hotel per diem from this job; I'm gonna try and pull a kamikaze at that club we passed on the way to the office.
by C20Ki7eSe7en August 18, 2022
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kamikaze

To be hit by a car showed no signs of putting on the brakes.
That girl was a kamikaze. She blew the stop sign and wiped out that other car. She didn't touch the brakes.
by sgt rock June 22, 2008
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kamikaze

Eminems new album that he dropped as a suprise. The album basically slaughtered multiple famous rappers. The album adresses a lot of critiques eminem recieved after releasing revival. Kamikaze is shady next level
Mark: have you heard eminems new album Kamikaze.
Don: Yeah it is great dude, much better than Revival.
Mark: fuck off dog they are both great.
Don: uhu friendship cancelled.
by eminememinem123 September 1, 2018
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kamikaze headband

The defenition of sex. An erotic, sacred item to be worn as a head dress. Causes su-obsessed males and females to orgasm on sight. Can be worn with anything, or without anything. Only one god-like male has been able to do it justice. Can also be used to replace sexual lingo and as sexual innuedo.
"Last night was crazy...I got kamikaze headband'd all over my face."
by Caitlin32491 September 23, 2007
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Kamikaze

The first guided missile ever created. It was put in service in october 1944 by the Japanese and proved to be very effective against American ships.
The missile consists of a plane, preferably a fast one, equipped with explosives and a pilot. Its biggest advantage was its accuracy. It could also be launched directly from ground or carriers.
Surprisingly, every pilot directing the guided missile was killed in action.
Yankee 1: Who sunk the USS Bunker Hill ?!
Yankee 2: A Jap. I think his name was Kiyoshi Ogawa something.
Yankee 1: Where's this fxcker ??!
Yankee 2: Aboard the USS Bunker Hill.
Yankee1: Oh. Kamikaze uh.
by Pengator November 13, 2019
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Kamikaze

Verb. To be stuck with a sticky/plasma grenade and use what little time you have to kill someone with the explosion.
Player 1: I just stuck you!!! lol XD
Player 2: KAMIKAZE!!!!
Player 1: OH SHIT!!! *BOOOM*
PLAYER 2 WAS STUCK
PLAYER 1 DIED
by RAZILFRAZILE June 19, 2010
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