Journalist

Lying idiots who exaggerate the truth for public entertainment

Journalists are fool

by h007khoo March 30, 2015

Journey

cool calm collective often artistic often moody but all ways fun to be around

wow that girl is a journey!!!!!

by the dictionary queen July 31, 2016

Journalism

The art of expunging all of the art in writing.

For perfect examples of how journalism undermines art, see the guidelines listed in the AP Associated Press Stylebook.

by nethcev! August 18, 2006

Live Journal

noun - An online website that hosts a diary-type bulletin board, where teenagers, most commonly, post a daily diary entry describing how they attempted suicide for the ump-teenth time, tell how their boyfriend/girlfriend dumped them, and how much their lives generally suck.

User: "Shawn dumped me today.... I burned his pictures. I tried to get his smell off me, but it won't go away... I wonder what I'll look like if I burn to death..."

by Vaughan Murray May 24, 2003

Jourdana

Pretty , unique , may appear weird , highly intelligent , miracle worker , hard worker , leader

There is a jourdana

by Licadema August 22, 2014

Journey

To be so high on drugs that you have kind of an out of body experience, and you almost have no control over your thoughts.

Woah man Joe brang over some good dro and rolled up some fat blunts, man I was on a Journey!!!

by Software Virus August 5, 2009

journey of the giraffe

sexual journey of the cock from the pussy, through the woman's tits and into the mouth.

I did the journey of the giraffe to that bitch last night.

by bxxtch January 6, 2005