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jenking

v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.

n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.
"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"

GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"
by NickSS October 3, 2005
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Jenkins

Typically middle/upper class English male from good breeding and background. Usually old money, and has attended Oxford and/or Cambridge and hails from one of the home counties. Typically an Eton boy, enjoys eating cheese and wine in their smoking jacket and listening to classic FM's Evening Concert.

The Jenkins is traditionally spotted at either Henley or Marlow regatta, and usually wears some sort of hideously coloured striped boating jacket.

Not to be confused with the Made In Chelsea-esque character, Jenkins are far more superior (in their eyes) and are more "quintessentially English".
"Look at this Jenkins twat at the Henley Regatta!"

"I say there Jenkins- you give me that look one more time I might get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."
by Henry and Anne December 20, 2012
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Old Man Jenkins

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't
by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010
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Jenking Off

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out
"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".
by hedup34 May 1, 2009
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jinkiest

that is the jinkiest car i have ever seen man, look at those rims!
by wartownballer September 17, 2003
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janki

a level of drunkenness way above shit faced where the only prerequisite is chugging a bottle of wine. Complete with vomiting all night, singing songs while vomiting, and crying over the death of an evil dictator.
Dude, the party last night was sick! Although you probably don't remember it because you were so janki drunk!
by partyhard2013 December 6, 2009
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Jenkins

The title given to someone who struggles to answer a simple question asked. This person will attempt to give a bullshit response to act smart and seem credible even though they are completely missing the point. If you ever encounter someone like this, just walk away. There is no hope.
Bob: Yo this bitch wont answer my question!

Frank: I know he is being a total Jenkins

Keep Calm Cry
by Pickle Face April 7, 2015
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