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JEREMY

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Jeremy, is very handsome beautiful smile that will make your heart melt, he has the most beautiful eyes that will touch your soul, but dont get caught up in his tears for you may drown in his emotions. He's very intelligent and very clever you will never know when he is poking fun of you but will laugh to himself, his affection is amazing like no other man can. His intuition he ignores, and pretends to not have phycic abilities. He may forget to shower for a couple days but he will never smell. He loves to cuddle and when nervous he bites his index finger. He loves to hoard and loves to yard sale, he over indulges and forgets to put what's more important first. He loses focus easily, because of his ADHD and has a man tantrum out of his own frustration. But he has a sense of humor that will have you cracking up on the FLOOR!!! He is a beautiful person and when he gives his full attention to you , appreciate it because the day you loose him you will never feel such a heart break like the one you will get from a Jeremy! He is a player and he will break your heart and many others hearts as well. As long as you don't take him for granted you will have a best friend forever.
Ex. You see his whore pants and his whore master card! LMFAO yeah that's Jeremy!
by Indigostargirl December 13, 2019
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jeremy gaging a man with a dirty sock then jerking off till you cum on his face then smacking him in the face with a dog shit covered newspaper while screaming about the dishes that need done the kicking him in the chin and while hes down on the floor pissing on him and spitting on him then crouching down shitting on the floor by his face pushing it down on the shit and saying no more wire hangers while you beat him with one repeatedly then cramming your cock in his ass and fuck him till hes bleeding then slicing his nuts with a razor and thanking god for creatimg such a fowl smelling piece of shit
by crs June 14, 2019
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Jeremy's are the type of guys that hate "MOST" black people. They can be very racist too. He also is normally gay, a school shooter, and wants to be a professional golfer. If you come across a Jeremy, don't make a joke about their height or anything about them, they can be very sensitive.
Friend-"Yo Jeremy, how's the weather down there?"

Jeremy-"*sniffles* stfu"
by Jayden Flamingo June 16, 2019
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A fuck boi who thinks he’s really hot when he flexes in the mirror. Kisses you on New Years when he gets a chance. Good at making girls feel special just to get what he wants. Has horribly dyed hair
Her: Jeremy is so hot

Gay friend: Sister no he’s a fuck boi
by Exposing time June 19, 2019
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A top heavy fatass named Jeremy who thinks he can bench press 315, but in reality he weighs 315lbs and thinks he “can smoke all your boys
by Nick Diforna August 1, 2019
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An unattractive douchebag, that'll do anything for a nickel.
Edwin: Bro Jeremy is such a fucking ass hat.
Bob: IKR
by Fuckingkillme9 March 5, 2020
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He's the jerk you go on one date with and then you decide, "yeah this is a mistake". Then he gets pissed and feeds everyone lies.
person: "OMG did you hear what Jeremy said about you?!"
me: "yep"
by cinnamonroll123456789 March 9, 2020
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