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jangbang

a special that usually happens on tuesday for free. Involves an orgy that involves someone named jang, who will bang you like there's no tomorrow.
nick: what day is it?
john: it's tuesday, why?
nick: really? that means that i can get my jangbang today!
by Bob McCutchen April 15, 2008
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Jimmy Jangled

a state of high intoxication from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol
"dude I got so jimmy jangled this weekend in vegas that I had anal sex and didn't even know it!"
by Marty the Party August 19, 2008
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wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)
Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
by cornfritter December 23, 2010
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jago

To jerk off in a sock while driving on long road trips of atleast 100 miles. After cumming, throw it out the window onto the road.
On the way home I pulled a JAGO thinking about your mom.
by Elliot206 November 1, 2007
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Jangler

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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I've been jingle jangled

I've been jingle jangled replaces the words 'royally fucked' and bamboozled.
by RandomLady2002 December 14, 2016
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jago

To throw something entirely unreasonable, such as a mattress, microwave, or live animal, out of the window for no good reason.
I didn't feel like calling up the geek squad and getting my computer fixed, so I just jagoed that shit.
by ppppppppppppppppp May 21, 2007
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