What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.

Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.

by Hugh March 7, 2005

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

Invisible

1. A song made by Anna Clendening 2. Not being able to be seen to the human eye.

I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
I stare from afar in my hand-broken heart while I play pretend
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
And it's you, yes, it's true, you don't even know it, I can't ever win
Am I invisible?
Should I let it go? Would you ever know?
Am I just another crazy laying on the low?
Am I invisible?
Will you ever see what you do to me?
Breaking hearts in the dark so easily
Am I invisible?
or

I cant see you, your invisible.

by a person making a word December 29, 2020

invisible ice

IS a government group that I have never seen or heard of. Since like this group is invisible that might mean that us Americans wont even have like real ice for drinks even.Soon. Invisible ice pretty much means that any mexicant can come here whenever they want when ever they want. well first of all you cant all 500,000 of you "start mixing or what ever" and um you should probably get like on a waiting list, and start speaking english , and save up before you come here. Second of all you arent really hotter than me either. And lastly, many have given up on the american dream and have now become anti american.

Invisible ice and corrupt cops go hand in hand.

by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023

Invisible Civic

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.

Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.

by jab4343 January 26, 2011

Invisible Self

The inner core of who you are outside of space and time.

My invisible self does not care about who is President, just elect someone that does the greater good for the majority of the people.

by Frank James Beach February 22, 2020