mors mutual insurance

the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car

mors mutual insurance saved us

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022

Insurable

A goodlooking person

jasons insurable
so is cathy

by jg123321 December 21, 2017

Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.

"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"

by Decardia March 22, 2023

insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.

I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie

by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018

insurance dinner

A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.

Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!

by kincaidenau December 16, 2023

Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.

Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg

by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019

Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)

Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.

by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019