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L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.
Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
mugGet the L Insurancemug.

Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance
Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
mugGet the Underwear insurancemug.

Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.
Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah
by FallenGhost November 15, 2023
mugGet the Bismillah Insurancemug.

mors mutual insurance

the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car
by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022
mugGet the mors mutual insurancemug.

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
mugGet the Insure-Erectionmug.

Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.
She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.
by Afro Hair December 6, 2018
mugGet the Insurance hairmug.
Nationwide renters insurance includes features such as identity theft protection and coverage of up to $25,000 for covered expenses. Additionally, customers receive access to cyber risk specialists and multiple policy discounts. Additional perks include Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company discounts for installing home security and protective devices, multipolicy savings, and educational content. Customers can also get an app for iPhone or iPad to access their policy information on the go. In addition, this company has offices in many states, including New Jersey and California.
by vegansav May 12, 2023
mugGet the Nationwide renters insurancemug.

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