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insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.
by Cats917 July 25, 2016
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Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)
Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!
by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016
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Insta Dramatic

That one girl who is soooo dramatic online and people are so fed up of her biz.
InstaDramatic- I hate mi life, nubody understands moi ;-;
You - I hate you
InstaDramatic- Your so rood ;-;
You - Feckin' Insta Dramatic, kill urself
by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016
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insta-thick

When a female only has ass on Instagram
"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"
by Yasiinzen May 19, 2016
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insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.
Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!
by tech4life February 26, 2017
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insta honey

An insta honey is a male/female who knows what they got and how to flaunt it. Their follower count reflects that as well as the comments they receive from those of the same gender. Will expose you as thirsty for sliding into the dms.
"This girl is smoking ! Who is she?

"Look at her follower count, dude. She's probably an Insta Honey."

"30k followers but imma still slide in those dms."
by Fatha_indigo October 3, 2017
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Insta-Club Rats

People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
by Kid Koko and Slim January 4, 2018
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