insertion point

A word often used by Mrs. Bean, commonly refering the point in between her legs.

Now class, observe as this man sticks his joy-stick into my insertion point.

by Raphael. November 27, 2006

[insert cringe here]

Usually said after a dad joke is told.

So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here

by Lumby_Jack April 20, 2017

Inseparable

When Dora can’t let go of Boots so she fucks swiper

I’m sorry boots we are just to I inseparable so I had to lower my dick by fucking Swiper. 💦🍆

by Dirty Ace 🍌 April 17, 2020

insarious

Used to comment on a joke or other comment that is both funny and insane at the same time.

A: Hey! You shocked my monkey!
B: Then boomerang it.
C: Do you realize how insarious all of this is?

by Aiden March 15, 2004

Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.

Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.

by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013

premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!

Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!

by fanatic963 April 17, 2006

inseparable

1)never being apart
2)best friends
3)lauren, suzy, nic, caleb

Why are you always hanging out with your crew? You guys seem inseparable. Are you ever going to make plans with ME?

by suzy q July 25, 2008