techie incest

When two techies (straight, gay, lesbian, whatever) are in a relationship, which is usually frowned upon by their fellow techies and tech directors. Why? Look at the example.

Bob and Lisa are techies and are dating....

2 weeks later in tech..

Bob: *crying* wahhhh, I can't concentrate, I can't believe we broke up, she went with THAT actor wahhhhhh.

Techie 1: Ughh, Bob shut up and start working, we have to finish this set! It will never be done by tomorrow if you keep crying!

Bob: I can't! I CAN'T do this anymore!!! *runs off crying*

New Techie: Where is Lisa anyway?

Techie 1: She's with the actor dude.

New Techie: Ohhhh...

Techie 1: See new techie, this is why we don't like it when two techies date, it's techie incest and it's wrong, it messes everyone up.

New Techie: Ohhhh, I will listen to you, oh master!


Note: Techie incest is not really incest. - Jessica

by BleachFreak August 2, 2008

incestabation

The act of cloning yourself and then going into the future and having sex with your clone.

Yesterday, I committed incestabation by giving road head to myself 20 years in the future.

by diginate March 22, 2009

Incestual

Of or being included in incest.

I come from an incestual past.
I am partaking in incestual activities.

by Randy Murray July 28, 2003

incest

To have sexual relations with a family member.

Jason: Did you know that Bobby and Isabella are brother and sister?
Jackie: No fukin way!
Jason: Yeah they are
Jackie: Thats nasty they fuck like everyday!
Jason: EWWWWW! Thats considered incest!

by posses your heart April 18, 2008

Incest

What rednecks come to the Jerry Springer show to admit.

Jerry, I came here to tell everyone that I'm in love wit muh momma! I sneak into her bedroom at night and pretend to be my da'!

I came to the show tonight so I can tell my nephew a secret...Mark, I is your father!

These people have commited incest.

by Sedux July 17, 2006

Incest

When two people who are related by blood fuck
STOP FUCKING YOUR FAMILY YOU SICKOS

Ewwww. Ben and Sally are having sex. Thats some nasty incest.😷😱😨😭😰

by Crazykaka June 24, 2015

rpg incest

When a RPG'er is playing two characters in one RPG, and has them hook up.

RPG incest is sooooo lame.

by Dylan2334 December 28, 2008