Mud Mohawk

The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.

When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.

by George Schwanz March 23, 2011

Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything

Edison is such a shit in the mud

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

stick in the mud

In other words "a killjoy".

Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!

by kaye321 November 22, 2016

mud dick

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

by Strik9 December 30, 2007

play in the mud

fucking a chick in the ass

if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

by Jbob April 27, 2003

bud mud

The type of slop that you shit the mornign after a night of drinking Budweiser.

I had the worst case of Bud Mud this morning.

by todd December 29, 2003

mud hen

A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.

How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?

by kozykole May 16, 2003