Cock painting

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick

Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark

by Cockpainting October 04, 2017

paint the forest

To take a person by force, into the woods and stab them repeatedly. The blood would spray all over and turn the trees red.

Lyrics from EMINEM's song "Kill You":
Bitch I'm gonna kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest

by Madison Ryder November 27, 2005

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 27, 2004

paint the ceiling

To shoot yourself in the head.

If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 02, 2009

paint the walls

The act of not pulling out.

Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.

by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 07, 2010

white paint

anything can be white paint. It has no definition it's just fun to watch people trying to decipher what it means as you add another obscure meaning to it

"I was walking the other day"

"that's white paint"

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TELL ME!"

"Giggle"

by qwertyuiop123987 May 23, 2010

oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guy as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to describe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting "

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by magicalchickens August 11, 2007