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Virgin eclipse

An obscuring of the light due to one larger virgin, obstructing the passage of light shone by a smaller virgin and the original source of virgin illumination
Far out, Adham just walked in front of Bonar.

"That's a virgin eclipse"
by Stooker October 13, 2017
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tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen
a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse
by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011
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Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.
Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.
by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018
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Eclipse

Eclipse is a sexy, pretty, kind girl who is brilliant at maths and literature. She can be rough at times, but at other times she can be as gentle as a butterfly. She loves to read and is super smart. Boys fall heads over heels in love with her and she loves to flirt with them. An Eclipse has hundreds and hundreds of friends, and if you are a friend of an Eclipse, you are really lucky!
Boy 1: Hey Eclipse, can I carry your bag for you?
Eclipse: Oh, thank you, kind sir.
Boy 1: My pleasure. Do you want to go to the movies tonight?
Eclipse: Sure. Would you mind some company? 8 other boys asked me earlier! Oh, Derek needs to talk to me!
Boy 1: =)
by TheInterestingBB March 25, 2019
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Paradoxical Eclipse

We will soon encounter the Paradoxical Eclipse!!!!
by GodOfEclipse's March 15, 2021
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eclipse

n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.
by gnostic3 August 21, 2017
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Eclipse

Someone who cockblocks you or blocks your shine in front a girl
he always talks to the girl he sees me talking to he’s such an eclipse
by Knightmar October 19, 2019
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