Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

Min Yoongi

The president of Chile, since 2015 (the first time he stepped on his country).

—Who’s the guy on your cellphone?
—Oh, he’s the most handsome and intelligent person aka chilean president, min yoongi.

by taegimuse March 25, 2019

Min Yoongi!

The hottest mf in the world ...

Person 1 : OMG ITS min yoongi
Person 2: Yes! Min Yoongi! is so hot
Person 3: He can rail me anyday and everyday

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn

by last century September 27, 2022

Gimmi a min

When you get in from work and need a few minutes to down a rum and get changed before speaking to or engaging with your family

Hey, how was your day?

Definition meaning. Gimmi a minute mean has to downs a alcohol drink before engaging with family

by Leannenielpearce August 11, 2025

min knuffige

The nickname for literally the best (and obv cutest) guy alive duh. I've met him so unexpectedly, but he's the most loveable person i've ever meet. If you have him in your life, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. Sometimes he is a sassy and lil overdramatic princess, but that's fine, bcs i literally love it and his loving brown (i love brown, accept that) eyes make up for it. Because of him i became the cheesiest person, but honestly not complaining being a lovergirl duhh. If u don't find him in the gym, u gonna find him in a restaurant, trying new stuff, with his friends or literally in his room, playing spiderman 2 (or Fortnite atm huh), while ordering something. Even though i would call him perfect in all ways, there is something he doesn't want to learn (hint: it starts with B und nobody with a right mind likes it) and his sleep schedule isn't the best, but that's fine because than he can text me more hehe. He's 'obsession' with cats, makes him even cuter. He makes you laugh, no matter how you feel (besides the fact that he's the funniest obv) and you always feel so appreciated. You feel so safe around him and he really shows u affection, so that u never have to overthink. I hope he knows how much i appreciate him and how important he is to me, and that i'm so lucky having him. He's literally me in the opposite gender and i love it. He is a cute, handsome, charming, loveable, all around amazing man and literally my favourite person.
i adore u pookiebear💞

Who's the best, most loving, funniest and most handsome person u've ever met?

min knuffige

by teaalover November 23, 2023

Detroit min

When it’s been 4 plus months since you been somewhere or see someone.

I haven’t been to the DIA in a Detroit min.

by Mikey872 April 12, 2022