Ian

Actually the dumbest person the the damn planet

Ian is a Dummy

by Lucious Cow Pussy September 14, 2019

Ian

ian our Führer

all hail ian
Ian is based unlike triat

by ook ook eek eek January 26, 2019

Ian

Another name for a bum, anus or arsehole.

Hey Biggins, your Ian is hairy and smells of old cabbage. Alan, your Ian is tiny and smooth - can i snuggle up next to your Ian?

by Christopher Biggins February 1, 2008

Ian

A name used for a game freak and or dungeons and Dragons player. Who is typically addicted to games such as W.O.W and seems to love those real time roleplaying games. A nice guy who is an awesome friend but who needs to be corrupted a bit more not to mention get back in his opposite hall's halo games.

Man that Ian always in playing his games. He's never going to hang with us unless we download W.O.W.

by S.A.L.S. July 29, 2008

Ian

Incredibly Aggressive Non-Negotiable Problems

Wow man that kid has one big Ian on his hands.

by measinyouasini March 22, 2009

Ian

a creepy male

Girl: I'm pretty sure that man's been following us for a long time...

Girl2: Yeah i heard he had bum sex...

Girl: He is Ian

by sayyywhat?! April 29, 2010

Ian

Someone who is an absolute c**t, the master of lies, control and manipulative behaviour. He will chew you up and spit you out like a piece of gum and by the time he finishes with you, you'll be so used and abused that you can't even remember what flavour you were supposed to be.

Do not whatever you do marry an Ian!

by Itellnolies May 29, 2017