by Geminisnickets April 23, 2006
Get the piss woodmug. A woman who developed a method for speed reading. Also used as a reference to her popular training method.
The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. By only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. By only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
Oh great! I was just glancing at a review for the movie we were going to see tonight and my Evelyn Wood training kicked in and now it's spoiled for me. So... why don't we just stay in bed instead?
by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006
Get the Evelyn Woodmug. by creapz May 4, 2010
Get the Sunday Woodmug. An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.
"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"
or
"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
or
"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
by alexthepagan September 30, 2008
Get the the woods are burningmug. Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"
Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"
Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"
Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"
Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"
Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
by Theshocker1984 January 8, 2012
Get the Wood Elementalmug. by The Floppy Cock Kid August 28, 2008
Get the Sick Woodmug. Quite possibly the dirtiest old man in the world. 60 Years Old and Still banging 22 Year olds. Also guitarist alongside the human drug lab (AKA Keith Richards) for The Rolling Stones. Ex member of The Faces with Rod Stewart. Also has the most awesomest fucking hair you've ever seen. The man who most men would turn gay for.
1. Holy shit! That old bastard's pulling chicks like he's Ronnie Wood!
2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!
3. He's a Ronnie Wood.
4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.
5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.
6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."
Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."
2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!
3. He's a Ronnie Wood.
4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.
5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.
6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."
Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."
by Reverend Fatboy December 13, 2009
Get the Ronnie Woodmug.