united nation intelligence taskforce

A hidden organisation covering up the existence of alens. they were founded by NATO.

"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"

by Cyrill July 30, 2006

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

URBAN DICTIONARY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A HEAD OF THE ERA AI

Advertising SLOGAN

SEE GOOGE AD WORDS pretty much came up with this but SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI is the MARKETING YOUTUBE and says URBAN DICTIONARY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A HEAD OF THE ERA AI

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL January 12, 2022

Citizens Intelligence

(opposite of "government intelligence") A coalition of CITIZENS that represent the intelligence that is needed to replace the NON-SENSE that politicians have created with COMMON SENSE that can serve those who are governed.

Since 'unions' are more likely to receive favored benefits from the government now, the CAGI Union is hereby founded to represent the Citizens Against Government Intelligence.

Join CAGI and get back to Common Sense in Government !

"Citizens Intelligence" beats 'government intelligence' every time !

"Hello, I'm a CITIZEN and I'm here to HELP you (the Government).

Join forces and get your rights back - let's all be CAGI !!

by op_position February 27, 2010

intelligicated

An intelligent person who is college educated in the four major subjects of college: booze, parties, girls, and cash.
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That dude is so intelligicated and stuff. or. Qdizzle is like so intelligicated he gets all the fun.

by XJacksonTannerX January 16, 2009