Imagine

A sarcastic insult used by people who know they're not cool but try and shame other for not being uncool like them.

Imagine looking at Urban Dictionary. Couldn't be me.

"I just finished my chores for the day," says Bobby
"Wow, imagine being a sweat. What a try-hard," says Jimmy
"Sorry that I'm not lazy and stupid like you"

"I got 100% in all my classes"
"Imagine being a nerd"
"Imagine being so stupid you're not even smart enough to be ashamed of being stupid."

by doofus_flamingo November 8, 2022

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

Imagination Zoomies

(Adjective) (Adverb) It’s basically when, you’ve memorized the traces of humor, and remember what was originally funny and can build more jokes making one endless inside joke to yourself or others about the original joke to the point you have the Zoomies

That person was laughing so hard it was as if it was by imagination Zoomies

by Imagine image zoomies zoom December 5, 2023

Imaginate

To not leave to the imagination.

"Naw Alliyah did not leave that for us to imaginate."

by Lovewriten June 22, 2021

Imagine

a roast that's slightly outdated, but still a great comeback

Theo: Ha, you suck at badminton!
Bob: Imagine.

by YourBroThatsAGirl May 19, 2022

imagine dragon

Its a band. Look at the sentence for more information.

Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face.

by noodlesucker_69420 January 6, 2022

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025