So I says to Maybell i says...

What you says when saysing about a past experiance, saysing something to Maybell. After you says something to Maybell, you need to go to someone else and says them that you says something to Maybell.

So i says to Maybell i says... if i have to send one more fax, then you can just call me "Mr. Fax Sender"

by Salty Samurai September 25, 2005

I Believe I can Fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!

by Peehero March 27, 2009

III, I, lV, I, V, IX, …

The first six digits of mathematics’ most famous constant written in Roman numerals, where only line segments are permissible.

In the sequence III, I, lV, I, V, IX, …, with three primary line segments being used to write the number four or nine in the Roman number system, what will be the least number of line segments needed to write the first thirty-two digits of the decimal number π?

by Fasters June 25, 2022

so I said to mabel I said

Attempt at conversation that fills dead air.

After we all watched liz stumble to the table dave said "So I said to mable I said" to draw attention away from her.

by zzat January 19, 2004

When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

ziggy ziggy i i

another word for sex, sex or sex. Also known as sex. Or, if you want to be fancy, vaginal/ anal sex. Can cause an orgasm.

Person 1: where were you last night?

Person 2: I was with James having Ziggy Ziggy i i

by potato is potato November 21, 2018

i cant tell if i am joking

An instagram meme page that went downhill but still has loyal followers

weirdo 1: dude you have heard i_cant_tell_if_i_am_joking ???

normal person: no?? lol whats that

weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers

by SpencerReidsBooks September 4, 2021