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Hurricane Shit

The process of taking an extremely energetic shit, sometimes accompanied by an oscillating motion whilst doing so. Generally results a huge mess in the toilet bowl and is primarily used when it is someone else's job to clean said toilet.
"Mate, get me four rolls, I've just done a hurricane shit"

"Who the fuck did a Hurricane Shit in the bathroom? I have to clean that shit the fuck up!"

"The Hurricarana! Straight from Mexico!"
by Spot Teh N00b November 3, 2009
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Hurricane Of South America

Having Intercourse with your partner while lubed up with 2 quarts of KY Jelly on yourselves and a half gallon of KY Jelly on a wood or tiled floor. With a wild Boar or Donkey at the other end as you throw Hot Red Peppers at it and try to finish before the animal gets to you.....Good Luck.
by MG the Truth Teller November 11, 2009
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Hurricane Tortilla

Hide from your pantry or else you will get caught in the hurricane tortilla. Don’t call it hurricane Katrina because then he will eat your food and pantry shelves, also you and your dog.
HURRICANE KATRINA MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA HIDEEE!”
by Vine refrencors June 25, 2020
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Hurricane Sandy

1. verb, Mass destruction of a toilet by a human defecation.
1. Dude, you just unleashed a hurricane sandy!
by arma554 October 29, 2012
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Hurricane Katrizzle

Back in 2005 when Hurricane Katrizzle came through, man that was no drizzle that katrizzle, that was some serious life-altering stuff.
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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Hurricane Gustav

Big Baster that came because Kanye West is madd........GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE
and thats a fact because black jesus said it.
Hurricane Gustav needs to be anally raped
by Pat-Rick The Amzing Loki October 19, 2008
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Hurricane Katrina

an embarrassment for America that the entire planet, no, the entire UNIVERSE saw. It exposed the incompetence, stupidity and uncaring attitudes that have plagued the U.S.A. for a long time.
1.I saw TV coverage of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina had come and left. A TV news reporter was there, talking about gangs looting, shooting and causing trouble. Several thousands were without electricity, shelter, food, drink, medicine, restroom facilities and other essentials that were needed NOW. The reporter spoke about how the National Guard, Red Cross, disaster relief and others were "blocked" from entering the city because "the gangs were too violent and were preventing help from getting in". Yeah, right. The Guard and the relief could've mowed down them stupid gangstas with their large vehicles. There were some armored cars for Pete's sake! The sun had just set and the TV idiot talked about "the city descending into anarchy", and yet relief didn't get in for nearly a fucking week! This display of gross incompetence was seen all over the world and it showed in living color the incompetence, corruption and absolute STUPIDity rampant in America.

On top of that, some people elsewhere were saying "why should we rebuild New Orleans? It was built six feet below sea level!". Cretins! Ignorant IDIOTS! Then some people around here were distributing some boneheaded paper about "how God sent this hurricane to punish the city for having a "fag-fest" (I looked it up - it refers to "Southern Decadence". It's some sort of cultural fair for gay people. There's nothing kinky, bizarre or offensive about what the festival goers do there. It's pretty much a "cultural" pride celebration with many activities - none sexual). Then why don't God destroy San Francisco? I've been there and other cities have many gays.

Anyway, after relief FINALLY came to the Crescent City the residents were given pseudo-credit cards to make needed purchases. Soon the TV news broadcasts were showing some people abusing the relief cards to get their hair cornrowed, to get tattoos, buy TVs and more. Guess what color those few select relief fund wasters were?

You get one guess.

2. Dick Head: Looka them coons misusing their free ride from the government!

Me: *** POW!!! (I jack slap this moron on his concrete head so hard he falls out of the LaZ Boy chair and onto the floor). ***

Man, this ignorant, crass attitude really pisses me off BIG TIME! And all that time the geeky TV imbeciles who were looking for journalism awards later on were just standing around dumbly. But worst of all some of the American public were so callous, so crass, so comfortably dumb from years of indifference, ignorance, and a shit happens outlook (not to mention the showing of war as entertainment and the ignored recession)- this is a markedly vivid and clear case of what was wrong in America in the 21st century. The hairbrained response and media coverage of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath is a like a pus filled boil, worst than a zit. It's an absolute shame, an embarassment of the highest degree. A total disgrace. Complete unexcusable bullshit. No excuse whatsoever.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 8, 2009
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