Huggy Bear

A person who is extremely huggable, usually a male who is tall and well built. They have the characteristics of a bear, usually in the case of a male Huggy Bear have facial hair or at least stubble. The Huggy Bear is the kind of person you would run to after being scared or frightened for a protective hug or if you are feeling sad they will also be good to hug, they make you feel safe and cared for. Make excellent substitutes for Teddy Bears.

Buggie - I could really do with a hug, I feel kinda sad....I wish I had a Huggy Bear

by Buggie August 11, 2013

William Hung

The most sublime singer in the history of music. Every time I hear his music, especially covers of passe hits like She Bangs, my soul is transported to another dimension. He sings like an angel on crack and his voice is just mind-blowing.

If it wasn't for William Hung's songs, I'd commit suicide.

by Huuligan May 25, 2006

hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.

If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H May 4, 2005

hunger tourettes

The act of suddenly making loud or distracting noises to hide the sound of your stomach growling in a super quiet class, office, etc.

Person 1: *stomach growls* then suddenly * taps foot, scream, etc*

Person 2: Dude what's up??

Person 1: sorry, i got hunger tourettes

Person 2: understandable

by MaSaa M0on April 14, 2011

Hungarian Sausage

Slang for uncircumcised Hungarian dick.

My husband's Hungarian sausage always rips up my poor American vagina if he isn't careful.

by dancefloor July 22, 2009

hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

hung like a lightswitch

Having a very small, short, ying yang.

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

by Andrew K June 24, 2005