Hungarian Hello

When you try to finger a girl you just met in the swimming pool, before you even felt her boobs, or kissed her.

And I saw that young cutie in the swimming pool, we hoked up, we played a little bit with a water polo ball and then I tried to finger her... to give the Hungarian Hello!

by Steve Zissu June 28, 2007

hungarian river diver

This requires extreme precision and potentially a release waiver.

When you are fucking somebody doggy style you pull a plastic bag over their head cutting off them from air. You wait to cum until the very moment your partner is about to pass out, then pull out and stick your dick through the bag and as your partner gasps for air, you shoot your load in their mouth.

I'm on trial for manslaughter because when I was doing the Hungarian river diver things went real bad.

by Saltybeats March 25, 2017

Hungarian Switcheroo

It is a tricky sex game, like the cincinnati switcheroo, but with a russian roulette twist. You and your friends ejaculate in the same condom, mix the material, then an other person (who didn't ejaculate) do the cincinatti switcheroo. 9 months later the guy who gets the baby, lose.

We played the Hungarian Switcheroo and I lost, now Janice demand child support.

by Saelliv Malmoe February 14, 2019

Hungarian mudslide

The act of defecating on a sexual partner's chest, followed by using his / her newly created and slippery torso as a slide.

....So tonight I'm going over to Julie's house because she's been nagging me for a Hungarian mudslide since I found her in that dumpster...

by fuckapaddlingofducks May 15, 2010

Hungarian Hotdog

When you ram your cock into a chick's ass while shes serving up some Hungarian Ass Chili. Then pull out and rub it up and down her crack.

Fred: "Hey why did my sister run home crying after you took her to the movies"?

Walter: "Oh man I fed that bitch a Hungarian Hotdog".

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

hungarian hot pocket

When one puts his bloody shit inside a women's vagina and then fuck it until ejaculation.

Jimmy was having a gi bleed so he thought what better than performing a Hungarian hot pocket

by J money September 23, 2015

Hungarian Firework

The uncontrollable urge to launch shit out of the anus.

Guy 1: John had explosive diarrhea!
Guy 2: Sounds like a major case of Hungarian Fireworks!

by Dr. TOXiiC GONORRHEA July 8, 2012