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SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR 

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.
Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!

Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)

Too much information, Dude!
SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR by sizcruz January 22, 2010
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Epic Humor 

The kind of humor that takes something ordinary and puts an extraordinary twist to it.
That guy isn't doing push ups, he's pushing the world down.
Now thats Epic Humor.
Epic Humor by Matt Tucker December 29, 2008

bartonian humor 

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.
Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor
bartonian humor by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007

dark “humor” 

Its like the actual dark humor, but worse!

Utilized multiple sensitive topics to make the ultimate offensive and “funny joke” of all time.

(Optional) if people have a negative reaction call it a joke.
Person 1: hey man have you heard of the recent surge in hate crimes?

Person 2: at least im not a (DEROGATORY TERM), heil (FASCIST GERMAN LEADER)

Person 1: wow quite the dark “humor” you got there

Person 2:

Person 1:

Person 2: hey it’s just a joke!

Person 1: oh nvm i guess it’s ok to say that now you mention that it is a joke!

(they have gay sex later)
A rock band located out of York, Maine. Their songs kick-ass on the CD. They play original music and have played in places all around New England.
Dude, I'm gonna go see Ill Humor in December!
Ill Humor by Ill Hyoomer November 27, 2003

Stupid Father Humor 

During your teenage years, you develop an "edgy" sense of humor that all the adults at your dad's get-togethers seem to lack while they interact in their suits and such.

As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)
Dad: "Hey son, how's that garsh darn science project coming along?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy

Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?
Stupid Father Humor by wb777 July 23, 2011

dark humor 

Humor that is viewed as dark, morbid, cruel, offensive to some, and or graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. It submerges into unpleasant endeavors and emerges with a funny story found humorous to the masses.

Verbally describing a horrible incident in graphic, long winded detail can be found funny in itself. Or describing something that is seen as disgusting to most could be funny as well.

One comic known for such a thing as dark humor would be famous Bill Hicks who passed away from pancreatic cancer in 1994. Over half of his jokes and satiric descriptions could be taken as dark humor, and some of the funniest and most quoted jokes of all time.

Another would be George Carlin, the master of satiric rants.
A man kneels tremulously to the asphalt in the middle of a bridge connecting two major interstates to each other. He breathes slowly and his mind races vigorously as his heart began to beat with anxiety. He raises the handgun to the right side of his temple as dozens of bystanders gasp in horror. He hesitates, thinking of that morsel of a possibility that perhaps the angle of the gun relevant to his skull would not be the exact mathematical trick of successfully firing the bullet in the effective trajectory to demolish his brain in the correct matter in order to achieve death as quickly as possible. If these aspects were not met then he could end up being a half head having freak, or a vegetable for that matter. After repositioning the .45 caliber semi automatic handgun to the inside of his mouth he comes to the same shaky conclusion that it still might not work. He fidgets the end of the gun awkwardly to point at the top of his scalp. Again, the same conclusion. Finally he screams out, "I just can't do this!" and throws the gun to the asphalt haphazardly, not thinking of the possibility of the gun going off once it hit the ground like the cliché one would see in a movie. The gun unfortunately does and the bullet strikes him in the foot, penetrating through his toes and out the other side through his boot. He yelps like a puppy and falls to the road, cradling his foot in pain. "This just isn't my day."
(If you found that funny, you can consider it dark humor.)