sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

by the hung horseman January 3, 2019

Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.

"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"

by RebeL_fARmeR January 30, 2007

hemmage

Feeling of wanting to throw a lamp;

Condiment, or a type of lettuce or cabbage

"If you don't shut up I'm going to have a hemmage, OR, Would you like more hemmage on your sammich, sir?

by Thank you, Big Ben. December 26, 2010

Humadoodle

A man, probably of Middle Eastern descent, whose hair covers his arms, shoulders, back, and chest in one continuous coat. The hair is typically curly, not unlike a poodle. We know that he is so hairy because he is very comfortable doing outside activities such as yard work or taking the occasional jog around the park without a shirt.

Hey Sarah, check out the humadoodle mowing his lawn. That guy needs a serious wax job.

by Gustero February 21, 2011

human Language

a gender binary that has been developing for millions of years where people mutter obscure sounds with their tongues lips and the palate diaphram and throat hole. it's also social construct and an illusion.

- Noam Chomsky (Language for the Completely Illiterate, 2004 but.hol et al.)

An example of human language:

"I like beefy cheesy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by malcolm shabazz April 28, 2014

Human Puppet Show

Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.

A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.

Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!

(Thunderous applause)

Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!

Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?

Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!

Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??

Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!

Laughter abounds from the crowd!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

human centipede on a stick

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.

Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'

by martin4132 March 6, 2017