Honking The Weasel

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.
by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009
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bro honk

-noun

The honk emitted from a bro truck or other bro edition vehicle when the driver is about to run a red light. Rather than obey the law, bros feel it is their right as an "extreme" individual to run red lights. To avoid broverturned vehicle incidents, they honk immediately prior to crossing through an intersection to threaten other drivers to stay out of their way, even when the other drivers have a green light and/or the legal right of way.

Note: Bro Honking is exclusive to bros, because most other people to not stupid enough to run red lights, let alone acknowledge the illegal act by honking.
Bro: "Yeaahhhh Boyeeee!" *BRO HONK*
Innocent Bystander 1: "OMG, I'm going to die!!!"
Everyone Else: "What an asshole loser bro, I hope he crashes and dies!"
by brownnipples February 23, 2009
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Honk Konk

Person: "I went to Honk Konk"
Person 2: "You mean Hong Kong?"
by random generic name January 22, 2021
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Goose Honk

(1) The act of placing your thumb and forefinger on someone's buttocks and squeezing.
(2) Pinching someone's ass
1: "Will you please quit Goose Honking me?!"
by stickyfingaz69 September 17, 2010
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honk the pig

to finger or pleasure a woman who is a squeller
Man: do you like that baby?
Woman: Oh yes! Honk the Pig!
by pighonker March 21, 2011
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honk kong

The place where all the fricking Asian clowns live.
Guy: "Hey Man, how was your trip to honk kong?"
Man: "*distressed sounds*"
by Bedge October 12, 2019
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